What do you need for your perfect holiday? Hot weather, because I'm totally addicted to sunshine. I recently went to Dubai and when everyone stayed inside with the air conditioning maxed up, I was outside wandering around. We are considering splashing out on a holiday in the Maldives, but I would probably go insane after a day if I couldn't get to a pinball machine or some decent coffee. What do you always take with you? Candles. When I first started doing comedy, an Australian comedian called Julia Morris gave me a tip: "Wherever you stay in the world, get some little scented candles that you like. Then you can make anywhere smell like home so that you don't feel lonely." What's your best piece of travel advice? Always carry a spare pair of knickers in your hand luggage. If an airline loses ......